Kramp & Adler: Missed Connections

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Jimmy Hoffa In The Steam Room

Massage Garage

$50 For Sam The Waitress

Fast & Furious Ford Fusion

What's A Gold's Gym Doke?

The Slap Chop Lady In Red

Playing Basketball After Sex At Dave's Party

Your Boyfriend Was Watching Hockey In The Next Room

You Felt The Fruit Up

Nuts & Bolts At Scotty's

Put A Horses Name In The Title

The "6th Sense" At Outpost

Lock Of Hair In Locker Room

No Fritos Or Munchos For You!

I'm Straight As Far As I Know

Girls Need Fish Fries

UWM Sauna In Cinema?

I Jumped Your Car

Redhead At Men's Wearhouse

Bed Bath & Beyond Coupon

Patiently Waiting For Priest

Farting Girl At Starbucks

Danny From Old Country Buffett

You Spam Healed And Bubbled Me

Big Tranny Robot At Walmart

Black Jesus At Woodmans

Outback Steak & Yonder Mountain

Cruising On Hwy 100 in the 90's

Bondage At Barnes & Noble

It's Getting Kinda Heavy At Snap

Handsome Devil In Gym Shower

Kites In My Cutlass

Racist Batards At Taco Bell

All You Can Eat China Buffet

Downtown Gym Jodeci Singer

Hooters Wingsday

Blonde Dirty Nurse Pig

Shiny Buns At The Bar

Diggers Hotline & Sketchy Squirrels

Remember The Freezing Parkway?

Ooops, I Dropped My Pens

Whiskey Bar Bartender

Swimming At UWM Pool

You Stole My Recall Walker Sign

Red Bull Girl At Trailer Park

Sheboygan Tooth Puller

Texting In Your Monte Carlo

Drinks In The Steam Room

Apples To Apples On Astor

Sara You A-Hole

Hot Blonde At Mad Dogs

Front Row Amy

Ray N Dots Hottie

You Love Food And I Love You

Blind Folded Lover In Bay View

Smoker Girl At Grain Exchange

Rub And Hug In Midtowne Steam Room

Southridge Parking Lot Screamer

White Hoodie On Back Of Truck

Lloyd's in Delafield

Blonde Bottom Fantasy At Spa

Trevor The Cheese Guy

Lube & DVD's At Walgreens

Lunch In The Shower

Brazilian Butt Dancing

3 Men In A Spandex Outfit

Brookfield Soccer Mom Milfy

Freeway Missed Connections

Large Buldge

Random Lake Runner

Waukesha Neighbor In Underwear

Cute Guy At Hooligans

State Fair Mob

Dollar Store Hottie

Blonde That Slept With Me

Dark Patch In The Shower

Captain America Bathroom Buddy

Masehd Potato Lady I Am Your Gravy

Bad Boy On The Bus

Star Wars Meets Coyote Ugly

Hot Nurse At Franklin Hospital

Hey Sugar Tats!

Cat Lover Doing Flirty Fitness

You Ran Me Over With Love

Dr. Letric Beach Tanning Salon

Read Head Hit With Creep Shrapnel

You Called Me A 6 At Summerfest

Luke(Skywalker) I Know You're Gay

Swamp Ass And A Running High 5

Getting Vitamins In Your Eyes

My Name Is Kaaaaaaaayyyy-Mart!

Hall & Oates Water Skiiing Dominatrix

Searching Car In Black Nightie

KFC Dumpster Love

Got Lost In Your Personality At Jersey Mikes

You Farted In My Face

Man 4 Dinosaur At Mayfair

Boob Out At The Landmark

Not White YMCA Staff Member

20 Something Years To Long Yah, Yah, Yah, Yah

At Vintage Pridefest With Mom & Dad

Cocaine Snorting Pirate Nurse

Rocker Girl In The Medows

Getting The Claw At Denny's

18 - 22 Year Old Wanted For Sex Tape

McDonald's You Drove Thru!

100 Year Old Gay Guy & Sex List

Older 4 Younger Man In Sauna

Washington County Sex Party

Looking For 2 Kung Fu Fighters

I'm With Stupid That Took Hits From Pipe

Purple Blouse High Heeled Karaoke

Sexy At Golf Store...It's In The Hole

Shower Sex & Snitches

Leff's Getting Lucky Tonight?

Stoned Guy Outside Anytime

Pepper Sprayed Mr. Potato Head

Fancy Pants Claire At Wolski's

Guy In Wetsuit At Bar

Bulge In Bicycle Shorts At Stop Light

18th Daughter at Macdonalds

Herpes At Planned Parenthood

Pantyman

Toaster Ovens & Topless Wood Chopping

Big Black Chicken Guy

Pizza Shuttle Photo Booth

Domonique At The Forum

Guy In UWM Badminton Class

Red 5 Standing By

Drying Rail At The Gym

The Notebook At The UWM Dorm

Drinking In The Shower

Winnie Cooper At Fujiyamas

We Met In The Sears Bathroom

Spying On My Neighbor

Gotter Girls

CPR To The Rucksack Guy

Sil's Donuts Make Me Go Nuts

I Know Your Secret

Frank The Frankfurter

Bikini Top In Driveway

G.O.L.F. Partner

Ballsy Champ In Sauna

Try Hard With Deer Antler Tattoos

Gorilla Party At Victors

Bust of Lionel Richie's Made With Starbursts

Chili Bomb!

Bally's Body Lotion Guy

Sexy Batzner Pet Guy

Thug 4 Punk

Dance Party At Woodmans

Built Like A Barn With A Big Bulge

Mediocre Sluts

TGIFaux Hawk

Stolen Phone Reward?

Molly Bitch Be Cools

Vantastic

Country Talk In The Sauna

Shevegas

Your Vajayjay Is Hanging Out

Sheboygan Taco Bell w/ Marlboro Jacket

Meat Water

Craigslisp Mithed Connecthans

Valentine's Day

Will Pay For Pretend Gilfriend

Girl In Shark Shirt At Y

Kinky Chemistry

Hottie At Scotty's

Ham Dog & 2 Pitbulls

Two Old Women At Firefly

Hairy Little Arrogant Canadian

Jets Fans Are Whores

Hot Dog Eating Contest

Estabrook Silent Duck

Bally's Pre-Cog

Rainbow Babies Come Here

Free Love On A Free Love Freeway

Penis Mustache

Underbody Flush

A Call From Jail

Cake Show Couger

A Poem

 
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