Hi. I'm Michelle.
In 2006, I packed all my crap, including a giant, human-sized Kermit the Frog, into my tiny car, and made the 90 mile drive from my hometown of Chicago to FM102/1 here in Milwaukee. And I've been having a ridiculous amount of fun ever since.
Seeing as how we've become prettttty good friends after all these years, it's probably time to get a few things straight:
I don't eat meat. This doesn't mean I don't appreciate the cultural importance of bacon.
I didn't know what a Spotted Cow was when I moved here. I have since learned the error of my ways and I spend most weekends making up for precious lost time.
I can't hula hoop. Or do a cartwheel. Or basically anything that makes you popular in grade school.
I still tie my shoes with bunny ears. I have no intention of changing this.
I speak French. I also know how to polka. There have been very few occasions in my life where I've been able to do both. Booze may have been involved.
I love dogs so much. I am allergic to dogs so much. I curse the universe because of this.
In addition to filling your weekdays from 9a-2p with doom and destruction, I'm also the music director here at FM102/1. Got a band/song you love?
Hit me up on Facebook at facebook.com/fm1021michelle
Old-timey style here: Michelle@milwaukeeradio.com
Or on Twitter @IsMichelleOK